8.29.2004
How Not to Call a Guy
1. write him a poem.
2. buy yourself flowers.
3. call your ex-boyfriend.
4. call your dad.
5. be money - get a calendar and count down the days.
6. decide you're only going to call if you're not obsessing about it.
7. decide you have to cook yourself a nice meal before you call.
8. change his name to 'not money' in your cell phone.
9. reminisce.
10. think about what you took away from the relationship. (a newfound appreciation of silence, etc...)
2. buy yourself flowers.
3. call your ex-boyfriend.
4. call your dad.
5. be money - get a calendar and count down the days.
6. decide you're only going to call if you're not obsessing about it.
7. decide you have to cook yourself a nice meal before you call.
8. change his name to 'not money' in your cell phone.
9. reminisce.
10. think about what you took away from the relationship. (a newfound appreciation of silence, etc...)
